What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred

Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?

It was a crusty steed!

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

What did the cannibal order at the bakery?

Cinnamon buns.

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.

What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!