What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas?

Because his bread was stollen!!!

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

What do you call a robbery at a bakery?

A bread-stick-em-up!

What did the cannibal order at the bakery?

Cinnamon buns.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

What service did Michael Jackson use to do his taxes?

Pay-To-File