What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

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What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.

Bakery Jokes More Bakery Jokes

Why are bakeries always so depressing?

They're bread inside.

Why should you never invest in bakeries?

Because they have a high turnover rate.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

Why do people tip cows?

Their service isn't even that good.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.