What's a cow's favorite chemical?

molybdenum monoxide MoO

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

Why do cows moo?

A: Because their horns don't work.