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How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

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Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

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What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce: