What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted?

He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

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What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

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What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

Where did Noah keep his termites?

In a plastic bag.