What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

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Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome?

You get a lot of puse.

Why are the Harry Potter films unrealisitc?

A: A ginger kid has 2 friends!

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What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

How do you find hundreds of jokes about finding Will Smith in the snow?

Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

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Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

Why didn't Ronald McDonald like to go fishing?

Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.