Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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What did the bartender say to the angry speaker?

We don't want any treble

Why the long pause?

asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

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What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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What do you call a pub for lesbians in circus outfits?

A Clown-Dyke-Bar Credit to

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."