Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."