Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

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Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

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What do you call sunscreen in Ireland?

Pubs

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!