Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.