Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

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What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

Pub Jokes More Pub Jokes

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.