Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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Bartender Jokes More Bartender Jokes

Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

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Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

Pub Jokes More Pub Jokes

What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.