Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

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What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

What do you call a pub for lesbians in circus outfits?

A Clown-Dyke-Bar Credit to