Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Why does Jesus and bartenders have so much in common?

Bcoz they are single, have no kids, got nailed and serve alcoholic beverage.

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Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

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What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.