What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

How to avoid clickbait?

clearly, you wouldn't know...

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Why can't you run through camp sites?

You can only ran because it's past tents.

What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.