What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Why do black people always say "I know right"?

Because they have no right.

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Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

What runs faster?

Hot or cold Hot because everyone can catch a cold!