Ebt Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

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What's the iPhone's favorite football team?

The Chargers.

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

How do you stop a rhino from charging?

You unplug it!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

What are the first words Jared Fogle's girlfriend said to him?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"