Ebt Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a computer?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies

What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

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Why do Italian men wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

Why do androids go to Africa to party?

Because Botswana have fun.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What did Thin Lizzie do with his iPhone?

Jailbreak

What's going to be thinner than the IPhone 8?

Apples ideas.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How many electrons does a negatively charged oxygen atom have?

Nion

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack"

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!