Ebt Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

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Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What do you call the angel in charge of hydroelectrics?

A God dam engineer.

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.