Ebt Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

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Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it !

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical?

Because they all involve iPatches.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

What do you call the guy you buy your weed from?

Your chron-tact.