Ebt Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

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What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

Ur-ine!"

Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What does Ukraine have in common with the iPhone 7?

They both suffered the loss of one very important port.

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

How many Frenchmen does it take to stop a Semi Truck?

Apparently, 84 isn't enough.

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.