Weightlifter Jokes

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Dino Sore Jokes More Dino Sore Jokes

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

Where do bees go on their day off?

A: To the wax museum.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

mini-soda.

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.