Weightlifter Jokes

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

What do you call a coked-up Iron Man?

Steel Man.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

Dino Sore Jokes More Dino Sore Jokes

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.