Weightlifter Jokes

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Why do Asians like to have military time on?

So they can do math

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Why are women terrible drivers?

Because making sandwiches behind the wheel is a lot harder than making them in the kitchen.

How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

dinosore

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

mini-soda.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Dino Sore Jokes More Dino Sore Jokes

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.