Weightlifter Jokes

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What do you call a soda in love?

A Crush

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What happens to Eminem when he dies?

I accidentally this joke the other day. Do you think it has potential?

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

Dino Sore Jokes More Dino Sore Jokes

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

yesallwomen

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

What's A Columbian's Favorite Kind of Drink?

Coke.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do vampires make sandwiches out of?

Self-raising dead.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth