Weightlifter Jokes

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

in bytes

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why are there no black cults?

Everyone drinks the kool-ade on the first day.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

What do you call math that gives you PTSD?

Triggernometry

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Dino Sore Jokes More Dino Sore Jokes

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

What do you call a dream about soda?

a fanta sea

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.