Weightlifter Jokes

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Press Jokes More Press Jokes

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

What is a feminist's least favourite Maths topic?

Trigger-nometry.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Dino Sore Jokes More Dino Sore Jokes

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

Soda Jokes More Soda Jokes

Why did the Dictator ban Soda?

Because there couldnt be 2-liters.

Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.