Weightlifter Jokes

Where do weightlifters get their sandwiches?

Subwhey.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

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What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes?

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How does a T-Rex apologize?

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How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.

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How does Tom Brady like his soda?

Flat.

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

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What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

How do you know when there's a elephant under your bed?

A: Your nose is pressed against the ceiling.

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Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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