Why don't black people stain white clothes when they pick them up?

Their palms are white.

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What do black people get on their math test?

Warning offensive!) Chicken grease.

What seperates black people and white people?

The prison bars.

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How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.