Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs?

In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

Sociologist Jokes More Sociologist Jokes

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!