Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show ?

Morning Ham

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Sociologist Jokes More Sociologist Jokes

How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

Afternoon Jokes More Afternoon Jokes

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!