Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
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Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
An offer you can't understand.
Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.
He wanted his ghoulstones removed.
There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!
A magnet only has two Poles.
Their age.
Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.
You are the banner of my existence.
About an hour and a half after I arrived at school
You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.
THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!
One always offer a snack bar after saying hello
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.
Because in America, freedom rings.
Because freedom rings.
He wanted to see stars during the day.
Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.
