Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
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Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
An offer you can't understand.
Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;
They always take things literally.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
Thanks I'll just have a sliver !
An anthropologist
If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.
They went looking for love in Alderaan places.
Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
A gardener doesn't want his hose to have kinks.
Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.
To get to the Other side
A monster with an all-over perm.
Whack-A-Mole
The Iguanodon