Sociologist Jokes

Why doesn't a sociologist look out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

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How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

What do you get when you cross a dairy farmer with someone who moulds and fires clay?

A dairy potter.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

What's the difference between a gang of pygmy's and a women's track team?

One is a Cunning group of Runts.....

Anthropologist Jokes More Anthropologist Jokes

What do you call an academic who apologises all the time?

An anthropologist

Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.