Pasta La Vista Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

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Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What did the spaghetti say to the postmodernist ravioli?

Stop being such an intellectual im-pasta.

What do you call noodles that aren't spaghetti?

Impastas

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in . P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

What do Albanian kids want to be when they grow up?

Italian

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did Captain Kirk do when his girlfriend told him she had a defecation fetish?

William Shat-on-her

What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

Italian Chef Jokes More Italian Chef Jokes

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

Goodbye Jokes More Goodbye Jokes

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"