Pasta La Vista Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

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What happened when the Italian chef died?

He pasta away

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You wanna pizza me !

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What do you call a spaghetti that went to a pasta party?

An Impasta

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They are both straight until it gets hot.