Pasta La Vista Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

Italian Chef Jokes More Italian Chef Jokes

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

Why couldn't the Italian chef get into his restaurant?

Gnocchi.

Pasta Jokes More Pasta Jokes

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

What did fettuccine say to rigatoni?

Que pasta

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

How do you get your girlfriend to fart?

Pull out

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ?

Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Spaghetti Jokes More Spaghetti Jokes

What does a straight man and spaghetti have in common?

They are both straight until it gets hot.

What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

Goodbye Jokes More Goodbye Jokes

What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

How do you say goodbye in Arabic?

BOOM!"