Pasta La Vista Jokes

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!

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How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

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He .

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Bada bing!

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Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted."

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Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.