Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

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Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.

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Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"