Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

Previous Random Joke Next

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you?

Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.