Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.