Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

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How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

When is the best time to buy budgies ?

When they're going cheap !

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What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.