Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !

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How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d