The punchline.
The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)
Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.
You rarely have to meet their dad.
The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.
You don't talk about fight club.