The punchline.
The punchlines are too long.
The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)
You slick their hair back and you've got a 7 year old boy.
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Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"