How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless?

They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How many true friends do you believe you have?

Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.

What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

Evolution Jokes More Evolution Jokes

How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

What will be after homo sapiens in evolution?

Homo genius.