How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

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Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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What do you call a reptile that works as a detective?

An investigator.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

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What will be after homo sapiens in evolution?

Homo genius.

What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism