How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

Why can't people in wheelchairs be looked at for too long?

The can't handle stares.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the vampire miss work?

He was having a coffin fit!

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What's do Christians and politicians have in common?

They pick and choose what they want to believe.

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

Evolution Jokes More Evolution Jokes

What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism

What will be after homo sapiens in evolution?

Homo genius.