How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

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Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

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What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

What does a redneck Buddhist believe in?

Reintarnation.

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How is evolution and a Union construction job similar?

They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.

What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.