How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.