How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

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How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

How do you fix a Jack O Latern?

With a pumpkin patch!