Yo Mama Jokes

What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

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What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?

I didn't make an enzyme last night.

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

Discovery Jokes More Discovery Jokes

What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about?

AVOCADO'S NUMBER!

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

Shoot Star Jokes More Shoot Star Jokes

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

What is the one thing wrong with a Piles joke?

It doesn't sit well.