Yo Mama Jokes

What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

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What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

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He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

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A Pencil cause he's full of lead!

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It's meteor.

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What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.