What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

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Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

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Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

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Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader?

They gave him his money back.

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.