I'm paw !
I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...
I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.
Take me to your litter.
Puss in boots !
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."