What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

removed (two children)

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How am I not qualified?

Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

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Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.