What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

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A Roamin' Catholic

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He lost his patients

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What's a good name for a cat?

Catsper.

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.