What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

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What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

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Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

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A purrvert.

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A fur-nace

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

What is the best way to lose money?

A: Lend it to Greece.

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."