What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

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How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

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How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

What Australian city has the most cats?

Purrth.

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What's the best way to make money with a plus-size modeling agency?

Life insurance policies.

What do Maroon 5 and Jack Reacher have in common?

They both spend all their money on payphones.

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.