I'm paw !
Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."
removed (two children)
Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"
He paws-ed it!
He flips houses.
Now I would date him for the prescriptions.
Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.