What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

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What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost"

How did the witch almost lose her baby?

She didn't take it far enough into the woods.

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What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

What kind of money do fishermen make ?

Net profits !

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!