What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."