What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

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What's the worst way to lose your job?

By firing squad.

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

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What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

How can you tell if your "designer clothes" are made in China?

If they look fabric-cated Very bad, I know. "This is why we don't have friends!!"

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Where does a hedge knight invest his money?

In a hedge fund

What is the worst way to find out you just came into money?

via sticky notes

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Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can't curve his paw into a little fist

Why is it hard for Chihuahuas to type on a keyboard?

They're all paws.