What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned. I'll see myself out.

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What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

What do you give a dog with a fever?

A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)