Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported?

Because they're two-tired.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

What did the native american say the first time he saw a bicycle?

Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.