What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

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Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

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Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer