What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

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Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

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What sort of undergarments does a succinct pugilist wear?

Boxer briefs!

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.