What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter?

Mohammed Dali

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Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

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How does a painter support their art in this economy?

Easel-y

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.

Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.