What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.