What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

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Why did the cat get arrested for playing a violin?

Because it was a kitty fiddler.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.