What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

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What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

What do you call a cat who uses fake finger prints?

an im-paw-ster.

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."