What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

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Why do cats make better medical technicians than dogs?

Because dogs can't operate MRI machines, but catscan.

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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What do you call the child of two parents with downs syndrome?

A hand-me-down.

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!