Orlando Bloom Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

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Legola Jokes More Legola Jokes

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Katy Perry Jokes More Katy Perry Jokes

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

Realise Jokes More Realise Jokes

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

Why are flowering plants such good test takers?

Because they have all of the anthers!

How many lips does a flower have?

Tulips

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree