Orlando Bloom Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

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Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

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Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None attended the University of Miami.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!

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What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

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How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

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What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?

Your teeth !

Legola Jokes More Legola Jokes

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.