Katy Perry Jokes

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

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What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

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What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

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How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other?

I didn't know we lived on the same block.

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Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

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Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off anywhere!

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Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

Robbin' hood

Why do black people like basketball?

Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing.

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What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

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What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.