How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

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What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.