How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

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How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, while the rest were kung fu fighting

How many anti-Trump protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.

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Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

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How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

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Why does fluoride cause apathy?

Who cares.

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.