How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

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Why are the people of Saudi Arabia always behind the times?

Because they live under Iraq.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England?

So the one on the right could drive for a change.

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Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?