What goes clop, clop, bang bang bangbangbang!clop,clop,clop?

An amish driveby

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What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

What do you call a group of Amish children?

Amlets. (I'll see myself out)

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What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..." ?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*