How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

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Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

Castrate Jokes More Castrate Jokes

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

Altar Boy Jokes More Altar Boy Jokes

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head