Kick the altar boy in the back off the head
Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.
Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
A brick to the back of his head should do it.
An Easter bunnet!
Because he was Aminor
The party was for "Wights only."
Kick the alter boy in the chin
Kick his sister's jaw in.
They were both catchers for the Padres.