How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

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What did the bishop say to the priest?

It's my turn.

What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

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How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

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How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.