How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

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Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry?

cos sin

What do you call a priest giving a long, boring sermon?

An anes-theologist. (close enough)

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why are giraffe's necks so long?

Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Castrate Jokes More Castrate Jokes

Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

Altar Boy Jokes More Altar Boy Jokes

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head