How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

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What do you call a Mexican fighting a priest?

Alien vs. Predator

What's the Priest favorite breakfast?

Kids.

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

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What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?

Because they kept droning on and on !

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Whats the best way to castrate a priest?

Kick the alter boy in the chin

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

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How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.