Fool Jokes

Why can't you fool an aborted baby?

They weren't born yesterday.

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

Why can't you trick unemployed jesters?

Because they're nobody's fool

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

What did Horatio say to the pathological liar in CSI: Miami?

Won't get fooled again!

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

Who's there ! Chip ! Chip who ?

Chip of Fools !

How do you get a fool to read something?

Mark it as NSFW

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What's more dangerous than being with a fool ?

Fooling with a bee !

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Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.

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What is it that bats can do but badgers can't?

FLY, YOU FOOLS!

Who's there ! Badger ! Badger who ?

Badger cookies !

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What is the 100% guaranteed way to get younger looking skin?

Believe in reincarnation.

What does MSG stand for?

Mandarin Service Guaranteed.

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What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire?

They only wanna go down on her once a month

What do I and Y2K have in common?

Neither of us can get a date right

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes