What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across ?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)

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How do you fix a broken Tuba?

Tuba glue.

What is tuba plus tuba?

Fourba!

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What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.