Dont look at me I'm changing
Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
She was wearing no turn on red. :