Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

Previous Random Joke Next

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !