Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

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Who fans?

Tardis..... I will see myself out..

Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

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How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.