Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

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Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.