Pop Star Jokes

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

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What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

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What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

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Whats a really famous corn?

Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars

What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?

Where's Pop Corn

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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Why does Sia live in a low-rent apartment?

She loves cheap bills

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What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

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Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

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