Pop Star Jokes

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome."

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !

Pop Corn Jokes More Pop Corn Jokes

Whats a really famous corn?

Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars

What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?

Where's Pop Corn

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

80 Jokes More 80 Jokes

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?

Because they had good high jeans

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant !

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll just let it go.

Roar Jokes More Roar Jokes

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.