Pop Star Jokes

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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80 Jokes More 80 Jokes

What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!

What did the Frenchman say after 80?

Blaze it.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Needle Jokes More Needle Jokes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Pop Corn Jokes More Pop Corn Jokes

What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?

Where's Pop Corn

Whats a really famous corn?

Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars

Harbor Jokes More Harbor Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"