Pop Star Jokes

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Rowan Atkinson Jokes More Rowan Atkinson Jokes

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

80 Jokes More 80 Jokes

What do you call a spider that likes 80s music?

A Durantula.

What does a Pirate say when he turns 80?

Ayyyeeeee mmmaattteeeyyy.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Why do they call Hannibal Lecter The Mail Man?

He always delivers.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a boat that won't float?

Bloated.

What do you call a personal laptop floating in the ocean?

A Dell - Rolling In The Deep

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

What's a blonde's favourite wine?

A: "Daaaddy I want to go to Miaaami!"

Pop Corn Jokes More Pop Corn Jokes

What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?

Where's Pop Corn

Whats a really famous corn?

Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars