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What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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They deliver

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

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To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

Why couldn't the man marry the melon?

It was a cantaloupe.

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What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

A: Siamese twins.

What do you call someone who really likes balloons?

Autistic.

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What do you call an 80s band comrpising of only fruit?

Durian durian! im sorry

What did the French stoner say?

80 blaze it

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What baby?

Oh, so you're not pregnant '

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

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What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia