Pop Star Jokes

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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What's the best thing to say if a pizzaman does an AMA?

OP delivers.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

Roar Jokes More Roar Jokes

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why is Klezmer music so addictive?

Once you Hava Nagila, you'll want another!

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

Why can't you give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she'll Let It Go.

Why couldn't Elsa hold on to a balloon?

She would always let it go.

Hypothermia Jokes More Hypothermia Jokes

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Katy Perry Jokes More Katy Perry Jokes

What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar

80 Jokes More 80 Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What do you call an 80lb midget with 40lb testicles?

SFW) Half nuts!