Pop Star Jokes

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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Harbor Jokes More Harbor Jokes

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

80 Jokes More 80 Jokes

What does a 80 yr old woman taste like?

Depends.

What did the audio visual cable say when it got 80% on its final?

HDMI

Pop Corn Jokes More Pop Corn Jokes

Whats a really famous corn?

Pop corn. Get it? like e.g, pop stars

What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?

Where's Pop Corn

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Roar Jokes More Roar Jokes

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.