Pop Star Jokes

What did one Pop star say to the other?

Sia , Later!

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What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do all Amish girls want?

Two Mennonite

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

Rowan Atkinson Jokes More Rowan Atkinson Jokes

What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson?

Avril Labean

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

Harbor Jokes More Harbor Jokes

When using the equation Y=1-T to understand how citizens react to changes in taxation...what happens when T&gt1?

Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why is it so important to fruits to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Roar Jokes More Roar Jokes

What would Chewbacca do?

And the answer is always, "Make that gargly roaring sound." So that's what I do.

What's a lannister's favorite pop star?

Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar