Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

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Vinaigrette Jokes More Vinaigrette Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

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What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

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Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

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What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.