Vinaigrette Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What do you call a monkey in a suit?

Over-dressed!

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

Acetic Acid Jokes More Acetic Acid Jokes

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Mouthful Jokes More Mouthful Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends