Vinaigrette Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

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Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

What's the loneliest drink?

I dunno but its in a solo cup.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a well dressed bicyclist and a poorly dressed unicyclist?

Attire.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Acetic Acid Jokes More Acetic Acid Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

How do you make a chicken salad?

Make a salad and give it to a chicken.

Mouthful Jokes More Mouthful Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

What is white and blue and swings through the jungle?

a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket