Vinaigrette Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

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When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

What should I wear?

Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."

Acetic Acid Jokes More Acetic Acid Jokes

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Mouthful Jokes More Mouthful Jokes

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing."

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How do you catch a refrigerator?

Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.