Close the door! I'm dressing!
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Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.
Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.
Then I frown & order the soup.
Chicken sees a salad.
Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.
He was depressed.
They all dress like Dobby.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.
That I will open the door
They just have a feel for that kind of thing.
A: I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!
I dunno, a Grover something.
I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What
A Terra Bite
