Vinaigrette Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

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Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why are wedding in Wales so inexpensive?

The brides are already dressed in white.

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

Mouthful Jokes More Mouthful Jokes

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Why was that guy yelling at you?

flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What do you get when you put two different vinaigrettes in your salad?

Cross-dressing

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

What did she say?

Jim: I dunno. I never listened!

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why should you always keep a firearm in the small room by your front door?

Foyer protection

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

Acetic Acid Jokes More Acetic Acid Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

How do Muslims close a door?

Islams it.