Vinaigrette Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

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Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

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Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside !

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Acetic Acid Jokes More Acetic Acid Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What did phenolphthalein do when he couldn't understand his Chemistry homework?

He just added Acetic Acid until it became clear.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing ...

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Dunno Jokes More Dunno Jokes

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

What's the loneliest drink?

I dunno but its in a solo cup.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

Mouthful Jokes More Mouthful Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.