Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

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What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

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Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.