Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

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What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128