Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)