Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!