Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

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Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !