Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can! Why can't humans?

Because they'll bite us!

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Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.