Dove Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party?

A cross-dresser.

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing?

Nothing.

What's 668?

The Neighbor of the Beast.