One has a coo, the other has a coup
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Coffee Mug
He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".
coo. coo.
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.
Neighbor
if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.
A humburger.
He had friends on the other side.
He lost it.
I don't have any friends.
A dog has a better understanding of no.
A jerkin Turkin
Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.
Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.
A Christian bail.
