Dove Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What was the Christian plastic surgeons specialty?

Faith lifts

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

Coo Jokes More Coo Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.