Dove Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution?

A pigeon... "Coup, coup"

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan?

He needed somebody to cosine.

Coo Jokes More Coo Jokes

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!