Dove Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

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Coup Jokes More Coup Jokes

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ?

Neighbor

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

Christian Jokes More Christian Jokes

What's a Christian's least favorite typeface?

A: Helvetica, it's the fount of all evil.

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

Coo Jokes More Coo Jokes

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.