Pizza Order Jokes

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

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What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

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What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

Pepperoni Pizza Jokes More Pepperoni Pizza Jokes

What's the difference between a folk singer and a pepperoni pizza?

A pepperoni pizza can actually feed a family of five.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

Where do epileptic midgets go for pizza?

Little Caeser's

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

What's the best kind of alcohol for your liver?

Nonanol.

Celebrate Jokes More Celebrate Jokes

What do white girls celebrate on December 25th?

ChristMAAAAAAAAAS

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

Dalai Lama Order Jokes More Dalai Lama Order Jokes

What does the Dalai Lama order from the pizza shop?

One with everything

What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

one with everything

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What does dark humor have in common with food?

Not everyone gets it.

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

A: Because everyone was a goblin.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

If it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.