Pizza Order Jokes

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

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What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

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What do two Wrights make?

A plane

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver

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Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Plain Jokes More Plain Jokes

What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How about an autograph mate?

Sure." He replied. So I signed a photo print of myself and gave it to him.

Which one's yours?

I replied, "None of them... yet."

World Trade Center Jokes More World Trade Center Jokes

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!"

What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

What kind of people have the most beautiful eyes?

Beekeepers. Because beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.

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What kind of name is Joaquin?

It's not Russian

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.