Pizza Order Jokes

What was the last pizza order at the Twin Towers?

Two large plains.

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What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center?

Two large plains

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

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Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane.

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What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers?

Two large planes

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Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.