He became a quack head
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A quack-head.
Because he was a quack head
A quack head!
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
Scott !
There she blows!!!
Put a windshield in front of her.
A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
You gotta 'tep on the brake 'tupid!
The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Threw his hands up
Arkansas
Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!
He can't drive 55.
Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)
He never delivered.
He gets her Dawn.
Wife: That's how she talks. Apparently she speaks fluent pterodactyl.