Quack Head Jokes

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you make a woman blind?

Put a windshield in front of her.

What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

Dr. Oz Jokes More Dr. Oz Jokes

What breakfast food does Dr. Oz swear by?

A: QUACKer Oaths.

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do feminists only drive cars with automatic transmissions?

It pains them to have standards.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !