What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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Why don't drug addicts hang out at the beach?

They don't like getting sand in their crack.

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.