What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.

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Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

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Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head

What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.