What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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How did michael hutchence take his drugs?

Inxs

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His K'Nex!

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What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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What do you call a duck that's a drug addict?

A quack-head.

What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!