What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

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Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head