What did the corn stalk say to the other corn stalk?

That outfit makes you look very corny."

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What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"

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Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!