What do you call two pears?

A pair.

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What do a pair of briefs and a cheap hotel have in common?

No ballroom.

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Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.