What do you call two pears?

A pair.

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Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

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What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.