What do you call two pears?

A pair.

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

A: Because they held up a pair of pants.

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Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

What are twins favorite fruits?

Pears