Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

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What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

What club cancels their meeting everytime?

The vegan club