Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

Leper Hockey Game Jokes More Leper Hockey Game Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Why was the feminist picnic cancelled?

because nobody made sandwiches

Whatever happened to Robot Jones?

He got cancelled.