Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Leper Hockey Game Jokes More Leper Hockey Game Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels