Leper Hockey Game Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

What do they call aborted fetuses in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

What's the difference between racism and the chinese people?

Racism has many faces...

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What do blacks and bikes have in common?

They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.

What do blacks and bicycles have in common?

Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell :)

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why should you stand in a corner when you are cold?

Because corners are

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

because he is a Boxer