Leper Hockey Game Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

Who are you talking to in there?

M: *stumbles out of pantry with Nutella all over my face* nobody

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

Referee Jokes More Referee Jokes

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring?

The referee

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Cancel Jokes More Cancel Jokes

Why was the poker game at the zoo cancelled?

Some believed that there was a cheetah among them.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."