Referee Jokes

What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

What do you call a frenchman in the World Cup Final?

A referee

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals?

A referee

What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring?

The referee

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

What do you call an NBA Whistleblower?

A referee!

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

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What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

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Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

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Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!

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Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.

Why did the mortgage broker go out of business?

Because he lost interest.