Referee Jokes

What do you call one referee who tattles on another referee?

A whistle blower

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

What do you call a frenchman in the World Cup Final?

A referee

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

What do you call an Italian at the World Cup Finals?

A referee

What do you call a white man who never lose in the boxing ring?

The referee

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.

What do you call an NBA Whistleblower?

A referee!

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

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Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house..... I'll see myself out.

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !

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What do you call a white man surrounded by black men?

Coach

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

What kind of bars do lesbian Eskimos go to?

Klondike Bars

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How do you get a woman to stop texting you?

Reply to her message within a minute

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

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When did Anakin's Jedi Master know he was turning to the dark side?

In the Sith grade.

What do you call a WWE referee who is also a Jedi Master?

Mikey Yoda.

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What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

When does a Frenchman get his morning wood?

A bonne heure.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer