Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife into the river?

Tequila

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

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Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.