Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

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What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

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What does a bunny do to a bank?

Rabbit

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.