Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

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River Jokes More River Jokes

What did the ocean said to the river when they parted ways ?

Nothing, he was just full of tears

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why can't you keep secrets in a bank?

Because of all the tellers.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.