Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

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What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!