Dan Jokes

Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

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Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

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Un Jokes More Un Jokes

Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

Potatoe Jokes More Potatoe Jokes

What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why was the mushroom a hit at parties?

Because he was a

India Jokes More India Jokes

What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."