Dan Jokes

Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

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Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a mexican without a car?

CAR-LOSE

What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why are there no good jokes about men?

Because they were written by women.

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?

Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

Buss Jokes More Buss Jokes

Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

What do you call a teacher who's always late?

Mr. Buss

India Jokes More India Jokes

Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana