Dan Jokes

Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

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Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

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Potatoe Jokes More Potatoe Jokes

What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

What's life like with alchohol?

Depressing. What's life like without alchohol? Depressing. I need friends.

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a nun in a car?

Virgin Mobile

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

What to hear a joke?

Women's Sports.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

What kind of television do horses like?

A: Saddle-lite TV

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are