Dan Jokes

Where does Napoleon live/Ou Napolon habite-t-il?

Dans un bon-apartement.

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Why did little Dan dropped his ice cream?

He was hit by a buss

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What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

India Jokes More India Jokes

What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

Why was the archeologist depressed?

because his career was in ruins

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

Potatoe Jokes More Potatoe Jokes

What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

How many downies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Potatoe