Bird Flu Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

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What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do you need a licence for a dog and not for a cat ?

Cats can't drive !

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

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What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.