Bird Flu Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

Tweetment Jokes More Tweetment Jokes

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances?

Quackbooks!

What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What language do birds speak ?

Pigeon English !

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What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

What do you need to split a photon?

A lightsabre