Bird Flu Jokes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

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One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

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WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

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Fowl ball.

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Why aren't PhDs real doctors?

Because real doctors have cures.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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With oinkment.

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Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

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What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

What's the difference between a horse and a zebra?

A lawyer.

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What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

What gym equipment does Jesus use?

A cross trainer.