Dos Jokes

Why are women like DOS?

BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME

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How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

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Count Jokes More Count Jokes

What is the proper weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds .......not counting the urn!

How many legs does the dog have?

4 y.o: Five Me: There's something wrong with your counting. 4: There's something wrong with the dog.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

How do I know?

They have already told everybody about 6 times in 5 minutes

Server Jokes More Server Jokes

Why is Steam called Steam?

Because the servers are always steaming hot

Why did Reddit's restaurant go our of business?

All of its servers were busy

Track Jokes More Track Jokes

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C

What does a musician train do when running from the law?

Covers tracks

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

' 90 Jokes More ' 90 Jokes

How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.

What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!"

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

Why are ugly guys better with computers then women?

Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice