Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
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Berni Sanders seems to have been like a bad gift: it's the thought that counts. 80% voted against him in SC, he will be destroyed tomorrow, and estimates show he won't even get half of the delegates Hillary will. Furthermore, even if he were to magically win, the House, Senate and Supreme Court would block his most drastic ideas, making it them simply "food for thought" but not actual thoughts for implementation. Thank you very much.
I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.
They never expect a ring
Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.
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The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science
My son's 10 years... hold on... OFF THE COUCH! brb... convulsing.
Lets go play on our bikes.
A: It depends on the age.
They use Bootox.
Because it's the little things that count.
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.
They live in Cameltoe.
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They use a conveyor belt.
A: If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!
A start.
