Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

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What is the favorite scientific unit of the French?

RPM ( Revolutions Per Minute )

Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

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How did you lose your last job?

I quit because I wanted a career with a bright future." Sir, this is McDonald's.

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.