Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

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Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

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Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.