Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a french soul singer?

Beret White

Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow?

Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Un Jokes More Un Jokes

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.