Black & White Jokes

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

What's Black White And Red All Over?

A Police Shootout

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What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

Panda Bear Jokes More Panda Bear Jokes

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

Baseball Team Jokes More Baseball Team Jokes

Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans?

The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!

Why was the baseball team hot?

It didn't have any fans!

Andrew Jackson Jokes More Andrew Jackson Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

What's wrong with Andrew Jackson?

He had an Underground Rail Road too, called the Trail of Tears.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.